He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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