So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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