Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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