You're so nebulous sometimes
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
