? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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