im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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