"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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