I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and you said cock pushups were impossible
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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