the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
honey bunches of taint.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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