found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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