I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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