how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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