Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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