does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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