True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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