how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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