he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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