I wish i was in the wii world.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
