he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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