does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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