Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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