At least make sure they are 18
Why
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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