I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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