we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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