And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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