To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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