Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
