too bad you live with your parents still
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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