Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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