He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
operation have a gay friend backfired
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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