New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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