i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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