I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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