So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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