I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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