She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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