I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
third nipple confirmed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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