I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The adults are the big ones right?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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