Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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