KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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