The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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