you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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