Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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