She went from zero to smokin in five shots
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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