Swine flu. Run for my life!
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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