Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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