But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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