What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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