The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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