it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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