I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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