I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I think I died a long time ago.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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