she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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